Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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