yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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