me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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