Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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