Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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