I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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