He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize