Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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