i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I deserve this hangover.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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