Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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