Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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