Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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