I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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