nut hugger
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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