So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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