this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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