ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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