Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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