David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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