His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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