but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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