kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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