she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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