I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
