so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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