Yo dont text me then not text me
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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