I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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