let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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