Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize
