Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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