Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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