singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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