also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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