I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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