South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
