I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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