I'm so fucking centered right now
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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