Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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