the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Slut skills are useful in every country.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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