so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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