just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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