...so i touched it.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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