I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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