Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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