I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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