I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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