Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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