drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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