is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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