Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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