For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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