so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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