Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
