I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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